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Craig Brody
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Item Purchased: '60s Danelectro Guitarlin
Happy. When Craig is happy, we are happy. When Craig is happy, Patti is also happy and that, too makes us happy. A happy Patti- get it? We caught this short fella in our booth, stuffing his pockets with guitar picks, business cards and reaching for Lee's half- empty cup of Starbucks as we walked in. "AHA" we yelled and as quick as a circus midget with a chihuahua on his heels, Craig grabbed this guitar, spun around and said, "I was going to buy this guitar, but since you guys are so jumpy, I think I'll just go back to my booth. I don't think I like your attitude". It was at this moment that Lee opened his mouth and pulled his head apart to reveal a frothing, rabid man- eating demon from the netherworld. Needless to say, Craig bought the guitar, paid us in American money and invited us over to his booth for champagne. See what happens when you tell your business partner that the gunpowder you are putting in his eggs is really pepper? Thanks to first- time 'Elk Nation member Mr. Craig "So I says" Brody for the purchase and booze. We like him a lot, but we like the Patti betta... |
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