Charlotte, 2008

Meet planet Earth's newest guitar dealer, Tom Blades. If you see him at a show, you'll instantly recognize him by the trail of milk coming from behind his ears. We personally tested the "new kitten in the cat box" theory by making him believe that Fender actually put volutes on their Jazzmasters in 1969. Then, to thank us, he bought dinner.....Blades World, Blades World, party time, excellent!